Naw, BACON IS! And I'll prove it by quoting this article:
"90 percent of what we taste is really odor, bacon's aggressive smell delivers a powerful hit to our sense of how good it will taste."
The odoriferous potency of bacon is like a blowjob for your nose. Not quite sex, but close enough. And let's be honest here, once you've had sex, you never go back to those virgin days.
""I have long thought if for some reason I ever started eating meat again, I would start with bacon.""
QUOTIN' A QUOTE! Not quite like marijuana, i'll admit. Bacon is more like the start and the end in an endless loop of bacon.
"bacon is one- to two-thirds fat and also has lots of protein, it speaks to our evolutionary quest for calories"
Bacon is synonymous with manliness. What does marijuana say to our evolutionary quest? NOTHING, unless you're a delusional hippy who convinced him/herself that eating little flowers is good for you.
And if those reason weren't enough, check out the full article, it's some interesting stuff ( I hit all the highlights).
Oh and, did you know pigs are good swimmers?
It's a sea of BACON!
So, how could bacon get any better?