Friday, April 1, 2011

SCENT BY THE GODS

I apologize for missing two daily posts, there was a power outage at my house.

Naw, I was too busy applying BACON COLOGNE. SCENT BY THE GODS. Seriously though, there was an outage. But I digress, BACON COLOGNE!

HOLY BALLS OF ZEUS!


Men LOVE the smell of bacon. Women LOVE men. EVERYONE SHOULD SMELL LIKE BACON.

It'll get you laid.
It'll land you a six figure job.
It'll take you and your entourage of the world's elite to the top of the world where you drink bacon-flavored red wine and dine on finely roasted strips of swine whom were handpicked by the god of the Sun, Apollo, who fried it himself with the force of a thousand suns.  

In the least, it'll make you pretty damn hungry. 

Here's where to buy it: 

http://www.fargginay.com/shop-1.html

So, would you spray?

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11 comments:

  1. SeanApril 1, 2011 at 8:49 PM

    I think if a girl used bacon cologne, she'd probably die.

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  2. OscarApril 1, 2011 at 10:28 PM

    FUcking love it.

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  3. AstyApril 1, 2011 at 11:30 PM

    nomnoononmnomnomnonmonmnonmonm

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  4. TibbleApril 2, 2011 at 4:58 AM

    I wouldn't put it on me in case I ate my arm off - Serious reason.

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  5. ChrisApril 2, 2011 at 6:39 AM

    If my girlfriend used this I would break up with her.

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  6. MoobeatApril 2, 2011 at 11:46 AM

    smells delicious

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  7. PietsApril 2, 2011 at 3:17 PM

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  8. izzfoshizzzApril 3, 2011 at 12:14 AM

    ill be sure to pick some up

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  9. AnonymousApril 3, 2011 at 3:23 AM

    i just wish there was more things we could do for bacon it does so much for us

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  10. King ElysiumApril 3, 2011 at 9:55 AM

    this blog always makes me hungry lolol

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  11. cactusbinApril 3, 2011 at 11:30 AM

    Mmmm bacon :)

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