Wednesday, March 23, 2011

ACCESSORIZE

So aside from bacon tabs and bacon lingerie, the world hasn't been very creative.

Naw, the world is BURSTING from its busty seams with wondrous creativity.

THE GAME DONE CHANGED.


BACON BANDAGES: NATURE'S CHOICE FOR HEALING ALL WOUNDS
BACON MINTS: THE KING OF BREATH MINTS, GUARANTEED TO GET YOU LAID LIKE A KING WITH LARRY KING IN A BURGER KING BATHROOM MUNCHIN ON YOUR KING-SIZED, BACON-FLAVORED CANDY BAR. 

BACON BELT: ASSONANCE 



Those were just some of my favorite bacon-themed accessories. 

There's a PLETHORA of BACON-themed goodies at this site, which shares my love of bacon: 

http://www.mcphee.com/shop/categories/Awesome-Stuff/Bacon-&-Meat

So, just one question guys, would you buy it?


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43 comments:

  1. EmoGothMarch 23, 2011 at 1:25 PM

    Those bacon bandaids look delicious.

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  2. level85nerdMarch 23, 2011 at 1:29 PM

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    mhhh.... really delicious!

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  3. Berserker9570March 23, 2011 at 1:31 PM

    Only thing I'm wondering:
    I wonder what toy is inside the bandages box!

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  4. TimeTimMarch 23, 2011 at 1:32 PM

    somehow bacon mints seem delicious.

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  5. TibbleMarch 23, 2011 at 1:51 PM

    uuuummmmm bacon

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  6. PifMarch 23, 2011 at 1:56 PM

    uhh doubt the mints or belt would buy the bandages though

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  7. jamierod.rodriguezMarch 23, 2011 at 1:59 PM

    Maybe the bandages, but definitely not the mints. I like my breath to feel refreshed, not like bacon. :S

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  8. drumtalkerMarch 23, 2011 at 2:12 PM

    I'd totally buy some of this stuff. Ha. BACON LOVE.

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  9. Fray32March 23, 2011 at 2:18 PM

    god I love bacon...

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  10. EnderMarch 23, 2011 at 2:19 PM

    id buy all of it, if i hadn't already spent all my money on bacon. followed!

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  11. AnonymousMarch 23, 2011 at 2:43 PM

    gosh, i've bought so much stuff from that site.

    *proud owner of horsehead mask*

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  12. frameaj1March 23, 2011 at 3:52 PM

    haha, I would eat my belt ..

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  13. BremsyMarch 23, 2011 at 4:39 PM

    mmmmm yeah i would

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  14. IssacMarch 23, 2011 at 4:46 PM

    haha i wonder how the bacon mints taste like.. must be wierd

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  15. KylePIBMarch 23, 2011 at 4:58 PM

    ew! haha

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  16. TotenkreuzMarch 23, 2011 at 5:34 PM

    I'd buy all of that.

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  17. PicnasterMarch 23, 2011 at 5:39 PM

    Beacon with fried eggs... Nothing more to say.

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  18. DeltaLiamMarch 23, 2011 at 5:45 PM

    i love bacon i want some now!!!!! Followed

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  19. LaurentMarch 23, 2011 at 5:50 PM

    Bacon mints? Yuck!
    The bandage looks cool though. haha

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  20. AmbiMarch 23, 2011 at 6:07 PM

    Bandages are nice, i would try them

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  21. incognito19March 23, 2011 at 6:32 PM

    omg i love bacon.. i'd buy them for sure!

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  22. Mr. Max.March 23, 2011 at 6:35 PM

    om nom nom

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  23. GregMarch 23, 2011 at 6:50 PM

    Right thats it i'm frying me some bacon.

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  24. IllMarch 23, 2011 at 7:29 PM

    i have those bandaids hahahaa

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  25. emceepMarch 23, 2011 at 7:30 PM

    Haha those would be the bomb i would totally appreciate

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  26. AnonymousMarch 23, 2011 at 7:30 PM

    Oh my God those there is so much win with those band-aids. I need to find them!

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  27. AnonymousMarch 23, 2011 at 7:53 PM

    Why do the bacon bandaids look like regular bacon? :P

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  28. Cpt PownzorMarch 23, 2011 at 8:14 PM

    BACON BANDAGES! am i in heaven?

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  29. Gajewa469March 23, 2011 at 8:16 PM

    Oh my god. I love the bandages! Haha.

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  30. StevesonaplaneMarch 23, 2011 at 8:19 PM

    Have you seen the tactical bacon? stuff looks clutch! bacon FTW!

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  31. BalooMarch 23, 2011 at 8:43 PM

    So can you eat the bandages after theyve been on the cut or what?

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  32. Half CoctMarch 23, 2011 at 9:10 PM

    This blog is legit! so tired of wannabes with no content. Hope to see you around, especially if you like smoothies ;)

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  33. Trading TipsMarch 23, 2011 at 9:43 PM

    you arent a man unless you love bacon

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  34. TheStamosMarch 23, 2011 at 9:46 PM

    thats pretty great! nice blog!

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  35. TerceMarch 23, 2011 at 9:48 PM

    I'm honestly not a huge fan of Bacon, however that belt looks pretty amazing. Walking around smelling like bacon all day while looking fly in your sexy belt would be pretty nice

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  36. GeojourMarch 23, 2011 at 9:50 PM

    I am like a dog. I love bacon

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  37. AnonymousMarch 23, 2011 at 10:43 PM

    This is probably my favorite blog ever

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  38. MerlyyMarch 24, 2011 at 5:03 AM

    I'm hungry now^^

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  39. AzurikaiMarch 24, 2011 at 7:24 AM

    not all that big of a bacon fan :/

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  40. GoregrindmadnessMarch 24, 2011 at 7:45 AM

    my eyebrows went up :D

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  41. sporktarMarch 24, 2011 at 12:20 PM

    I NEED ALL OF THESE THINGS RIGHT NOW.

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  42. HattiwattiMarch 24, 2011 at 12:58 PM

    Your blog posts are making me hungry.

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  43. Jordan VargasMarch 24, 2011 at 10:12 PM

    Hell yeah i'd buy it.

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