Saturday, March 26, 2011

IM ADDICTED TO BACON

They say nicotine, heroine, and coke are some of the most addictive drugs. ever.

Naw, BACON IS! FUCK YOU SCIENCE!

5 signs of ADDICTION:
Withdrawal -- The severity of withdrawal symptoms produced by stopping the use of the drug.
Reinforcement -- The drug's tendency to induce users to take it again and again.
Tolerance -- The user's need to have ever-increasing doses to get the same effect.
Dependence -- The difficulty in quitting, or staying off the drug, the number of users who eventually become dependent
Intoxication -- The degree of intoxication produced by the drug in typical use.

SELF-DIAGNOSIS (BACK OFF WEBMD, I GOT THIS):


Withdrawal:10/10, I'M ALWAYS AT THE SUPERMARKET, GETTIN MY DAILY FIX.
Reinforcement: 10/10, I CAN'T STOP EATING BACON.
Tolerance: 0/10, bacon would NEVER demand me to fry more bacon for the same greasy goodness
Dependence: 10/10, I can't quit. A day without bacon is like a day without....bacon.DAMN.  
Intoxication: 10/10 Dude, we about to get FRIED.


TOTAL: 40/50. According to my calculations, that's a B. FOR BACON. I ACED THAT TEST.


In celebration, here's "A SIZZLIN BACON RAP SONG" TO TICKLE YOUR MIND...AND TASTE BUDS.






So, how addicted are you?
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22 comments:

  1. StevesonaplaneMarch 26, 2011 at 3:14 PM

    Who isn't addicted to bacon? I'll tell you who. Damned dirty vegans!

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  2. Pappa PüllïMarch 26, 2011 at 3:34 PM

    Give me bacon!

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  3. EmoGothMarch 26, 2011 at 3:39 PM

    Bacon and coffee are two things you can be addicted to without needing an intervention.

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  4. ColdFyreMarch 26, 2011 at 4:03 PM

    Once you go pork fat, you never go back.

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  5. Drake-Oats.March 26, 2011 at 4:05 PM

    I love bacon,I just can't afford to be addicted to it. xD

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  6. AstyMarch 26, 2011 at 4:07 PM

    NEEDS MORE BACON

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  7. Brett H.March 26, 2011 at 5:14 PM

    I'm Canadian. That should say enough.

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  8. TheStamosMarch 26, 2011 at 7:54 PM

    i just made bacon for dinner :D

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  9. OscarMarch 26, 2011 at 9:13 PM

    I put bacon on my pizza because of this post.

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  10. jamierod.rodriguezMarch 26, 2011 at 10:43 PM

    You're not addicted to bacon until you start putting bacon on your bacon. So do you?

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  11. Every DayMarch 26, 2011 at 11:17 PM

    I love bacon. too bad its out of my price range. :|

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  12. PC UndergroundMarch 26, 2011 at 11:18 PM

    VERY ADDICTED!

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  13. sporktarMarch 26, 2011 at 11:30 PM

    I fucking love this blog. I'm going to go make something with a lot of bacon now.

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  14. MichelangeloMarch 27, 2011 at 7:27 AM

    The true question here is:

    Who isn't addicted to bacon?
    That damn delicious thing!

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  15. MuMarch 27, 2011 at 7:31 AM

    lmao. "cause we about to get fried"

    I personally find bacon pretty appalling. :O

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  16. freddieblue1March 27, 2011 at 7:51 AM

    mmm bacon deelish

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  17. Georgio LombardiMarch 27, 2011 at 11:25 AM

    Who isn't addicted to bacon? Satan?

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  18. cakebot~March 27, 2011 at 11:32 AM

    Bacon is the best.

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  19. TibbleMarch 27, 2011 at 12:02 PM

    I was off the bacon until today, I went to the shop to only buy bacon. baaacon

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  20. BulwyfMarch 27, 2011 at 2:20 PM

    Do you know Epic Meal time?
    Bacon and Bacon and Bacon AND MORE BACON!

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  21. PvtCarlinMarch 27, 2011 at 5:09 PM

    I'm actually not that addicted to bacon. It's delicious, but I have a decent amount of self-control.

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  22. GoregrindmadnessMarch 28, 2011 at 8:59 AM

    great tasting, but too greasy

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