Thursday, March 24, 2011

Make BACON, not war

The war in Libya has escalated, and the civilians have stocked up on popular food items, especially canned goods.

Naw, they're bringing in the BACON. TACTICAL BACON!

TACBAC, abbreviated because less is more. More because there's half a pound of pure pre-cooked pig in  this package. FUCKIN' ALLITERATION.

TACBAC is synonymous with wine, it gets better with age. Preservable for 10 years!  Enjoy a prolonged snack in your jacuzzi and fancy mansion surrounded by your loved ones (playboy bunnies) or pop a can open in the heat of battle and watch as fighting ceases and everyone sings to the tune of kumbaya while you pass around the lard and pig fat. FUCKIN' WAR HERO.

But seriously guys, shit's legit. 

Here's a youtube review of the TACBAC by some random asian:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fkMYmmN9PwA


SO, TACBAC, great invention, or greatest? 
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38 comments:

  1. AnonymousMarch 24, 2011 at 2:05 PM

    Greatest, most definately.

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  2. TheStamosMarch 24, 2011 at 2:43 PM

    lol, i hope we get to see some bacon grenades or bacon cannons in the future.

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  3. AstyMarch 24, 2011 at 4:36 PM

    omnomnomnonmonm

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  4. PifMarch 24, 2011 at 4:51 PM

    looks good

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  5. sporktarMarch 24, 2011 at 5:22 PM

    Faith in humanity restored.

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  6. AnonymousMarch 24, 2011 at 5:55 PM

    part of me wants to vomit...but the other part is intrigued.

    BACON!

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  7. KontingencyMarch 24, 2011 at 7:00 PM

    lol i need me some tactical bacon for protection purposes

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  8. iKawaiiMarch 24, 2011 at 7:10 PM

    need some of that 4 zombies atack
    2012 >W<

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  9. ElucidMarch 24, 2011 at 7:15 PM

    Love me some bacon, om nom nom nom. Following.

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  10. UnknownMarch 24, 2011 at 7:15 PM

    tacbac is a great invention i must say

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  11. dreamatlanticMarch 24, 2011 at 7:18 PM

    Sounds delicious

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  12. tehturtleMarch 24, 2011 at 7:34 PM

    this...looks.....AMAZING.

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  13. StevesonaplaneMarch 24, 2011 at 7:39 PM

    I see you got my comment from yesterday. :D

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  14. Gajewa469March 24, 2011 at 7:51 PM

    I seriously love bacon...and this blog.

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  15. AntiquatedMarch 24, 2011 at 8:13 PM

    Greatest.

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  16. AnonymousMarch 24, 2011 at 8:16 PM

    Times like this make me regret being a Muslim. WHY?!?!?!

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  17. FirmeMarch 24, 2011 at 8:38 PM

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  18. FirmeMarch 24, 2011 at 8:39 PM

    If you like bacon, you'll love
    http://www.ilovebacon.com/

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  19. RawMarch 24, 2011 at 9:06 PM

    It's looking like the GREATEST invention from where I'm standing.

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  20. IssacMarch 24, 2011 at 9:09 PM

    lol perfect, because everyone likes bacon

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  21. Butcher BradleyMarch 24, 2011 at 9:13 PM

    The bacon never fails.

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  22. Every DayMarch 24, 2011 at 9:44 PM

    Looks yummy lol, wouldn't mind trying some.

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  23. Bill HancockMarch 24, 2011 at 9:59 PM

    Yum. Just, yum. :D

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  24. JuXMarch 24, 2011 at 10:00 PM

    holy crap. that is hilarious. TACBAC!!!

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  25. AnonymousMarch 24, 2011 at 10:13 PM

    TACTICAL Bacon?! Yes. Because bacon is only good when it tactics are involved. I seriously thought the band-aids were top. This just won life.

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  26. incognito19March 24, 2011 at 10:18 PM

    dude this bacon theme on your blog is out of this world, real awesome stuff! i love bacon and this blog post is yet another cool way of seeing bacon at its best and unlimited uses. bacon for life! tacbac ftw!

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  27. PietsMarch 24, 2011 at 10:25 PM

    mmmmmm baaaaccoooooon....
    Is there anything bacon cant do?

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  28. AnonymousMarch 24, 2011 at 10:29 PM

    Hahaha, everything for your everyday bacon needs.

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  29. RandorMarch 24, 2011 at 11:03 PM

    This is going in my emergency supplies!

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  30. CaptainSeriousMarch 24, 2011 at 11:05 PM

    Mmmmmm apocalypse bacon.

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  31. consuela bananahammocMarch 25, 2011 at 1:31 AM

    BAcooooon <3 <3

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  32. HattiwattiMarch 25, 2011 at 6:31 AM

    Tactical Bacon, you say?

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  33. FSU_MarkMarch 25, 2011 at 8:06 AM

    Best invention ever

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  34. Brett H.March 25, 2011 at 10:52 AM

    Holy jesus, a combination of two amazing things. Thanks for share.

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  35. Fray32March 25, 2011 at 1:07 PM

    haha, love it!

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  36. UnknownMarch 25, 2011 at 5:46 PM

    thanks for sharing - I'm getting me some of these!! :D

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  37. Liter.Of.ColaMarch 25, 2011 at 8:53 PM

    I need some NOW! +Following

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  38. Bhopz / HerpDaDerpyMarch 26, 2011 at 8:38 AM

    i need it now!

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