HUMAN breast milk ice cream is a wonderful and healthy creation.
Naw, WHAT THE FUCK LONDON? You got me all paranoid up in this bitch. To me it's like, well, who's breast milk is it? I mean, is it from Angelina Jolie? OR, is it Queen Latifah?
Honestly, it doesn't matter. The breast milk shit is a publicity stunt and it's taking attention away from more deserving stories. Namely, BACON ICE CREAM.
Do you feel that? My heart just skipped a beat. I think I'm in love. This is the kind of feeling authors write novels about. This is the kind of groundbreaking invention that nobel prizes are given to. This is the kind of gourmet treat that starts lifelong binge-eating.
I wrote a poem.
Roses are Red,
Violets are Violet,
Bacon ice cream in my bed,
Bacon ice cream, get under my blanket.
So two questions today:
What do you think of breast milk and bacon ice creams?
Would you eat it?
I was thinking about bacon breast milk ice cream as I was reading that. The problem you be, as you said, whose breast milk it is.
ReplyDeletenothing i will taste anytime soon.. =p
ReplyDeletegross this will never be part of any of my meals
ReplyDeleteBacon icecream is probably awesome, the breast milk, not so much.
ReplyDeletebubbiemilk icecream<Bacon icecream
ReplyDeleteThey need to make this in gelato and then I'll consider it.
ReplyDeletebacon icecream ...epic
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Bacon-Ice Cream, what has science done?
ReplyDelete(The answer is deliciousness)
ehh sounds awful lol
ReplyDeleteThat´s some nasty stuff dude. Nice entry.
ReplyDeleteI only want to get my wife pregnant so I can have breast milk ice cream.
ReplyDeleteBacon and ice cream, yes please :D
ReplyDeleteBACON ICE CREAM!!! Just another way to die quickly.
ReplyDeleteI'd eat bacon anything... bacon used syringe? yes please!
ReplyDeleteI would so eat that lmao
ReplyDeleteBreast milk is god damned delicious and ya'll are philistines.
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Lol I would eat that straight up!
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2. YES! YES! TRIPPLE YES!
sounds gross
ReplyDeletehuman ice scream? gross!
ReplyDeleteThere's no way I would eat breast milk ice cream.
ReplyDeleteIf no one told me it was breast milk, I'd probably wouldn't taste the difference, but knowing beforehand changes everything.
And bacon's a huge no-no.
I would definitely try bacon ice cream, but I'm not sure about breast milk ice cream.
ReplyDeletebreast milk ice cream from angelina jolie --> must have! :D
ReplyDeleteIf it was made from Angelina Jolie's breasts milk, I would try it.
ReplyDeleteI had heard of this stuff before. Fortunately I have not tried it. Because it sounds awful lol.
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