Friday, March 25, 2011

CONDIMENTS

Sometimes bacon just isn't good by itself and we need to add a bit of pepper.

Naw, FALSE, on TWO accounts. FIRST, bacon is great by itself. SECOND, the only thing that could accompany bacon is MORE bacon. 

I present to you, BACON CONDIMENTS: 

After eating bacon strips covered in bacon condiments. you proceed to sprinkle bacon salt into your mouth and dip your fingers in bacon ranch. Then, BACONNAISE SHOTS! Drink it up! Drinking baconnaise to you is a lot  like having sex on a boat. IT'S FUCKING CLOSE TO WATER. 

You already want it, so I won't say any more. Here's a link to some bacon condiments: 


Those were just 3 of my favorites, the site has plenty more to choose from.

SO, would you condimize it? 
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48 comments:

  1. AnonymousMarch 25, 2011 at 3:26 PM

    I would use baconnaise all day every day on every part of every meal.

    I LOVE BACON

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  2. StevesonaplaneMarch 25, 2011 at 3:28 PM

    MMMM. bacon bread, with tomatos cooked in bacon grease, a leaf of lettuce, a gollop(bigger than a dollop) of baconaise, and a pound of bacon. Death on a plate.

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  3. BremsyMarch 25, 2011 at 3:47 PM

    bacon hhhhhhhh...homer simpson is hooked :P

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  4. epicseedsMarch 25, 2011 at 3:54 PM

    i have always loved bacon and mayo! mmmmmm

    what about bacon and syrup that is tastey too.

    or... imagine bacon bits inside of a waffle!

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  5. AstyMarch 25, 2011 at 4:11 PM

    EPICMEALTIME!

    MORE BACON!

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  6. AnonymousMarch 25, 2011 at 4:18 PM

    Be right back, going to the store to buy bacon.

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  7. DanielMMarch 25, 2011 at 4:35 PM

    Bacconaise, it just roles off the tounge.

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  8. AdminMarch 25, 2011 at 4:58 PM

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    You my friends, would love epicmealtime on youtube.

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  9. RandallMarch 25, 2011 at 5:02 PM

    Baconnaise is definitely on my list of things to buy. I haven't tried it ywt, but it sounds really good.

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  10. sporktarMarch 25, 2011 at 5:06 PM

    -drool-

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  11. Bob lehcrorMarch 25, 2011 at 5:30 PM

    WOW never heard of any of these!
    They must be a USA thing?

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  12. Quick ReadsMarch 25, 2011 at 6:41 PM

    Holy shit i need bacon in my heart omnomnomnomnomnom haha thank you dude!

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  13. Bill HancockMarch 25, 2011 at 6:55 PM

    IT'S BACON!

    I've never heard of any of these things, where are they from?

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  14. IssacMarch 25, 2011 at 8:35 PM

    bacon is good for humans...love bacon

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  15. asldkasdMarch 25, 2011 at 8:43 PM

    It hurts my arteries when I look at this.

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  16. MoobeatMarch 25, 2011 at 9:34 PM

    so crazy

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  17. Every DayMarch 25, 2011 at 9:55 PM

    Would love to have some of those.

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  18. cakebot~March 25, 2011 at 9:58 PM

    I need some Baconnaise in my life right now.

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  19. AnonymousMarch 25, 2011 at 10:14 PM

    Bacon salt..lol

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  20. ThatKidWithTheFaceMarch 25, 2011 at 10:14 PM

    Heart attack in a condiment ! The technology !!!

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  21. YazureMarch 25, 2011 at 10:15 PM

    bacon is awesome.

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  22. AltareMarch 25, 2011 at 10:27 PM

    That makes me want to eat it and throw up at the same time

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  23. jambaman84March 25, 2011 at 10:36 PM

    haah cool post.. but what about non bacon stuff =P

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  24. ColdFyreMarch 25, 2011 at 10:38 PM

    I saw your first sentence and nearly raged, then I read on and everything went better than expected. Thank you bacon lover!

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  25. Willy WadeMarch 25, 2011 at 10:39 PM

    Bacon salt of chips with bacon is full of win and fat!

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  26. PunkyMarch 25, 2011 at 11:21 PM

    Mayonnaise is a horrible thing to do to bacon.
    Why do people like mayonnaise?

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  27. fabio_2007March 26, 2011 at 2:03 AM

    Bacon is so delicious

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  28. AnonymousMarch 26, 2011 at 3:01 AM

    I actually use buttermilk ranch with bacon. SO DELICIOUS!

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  29. dreamatlanticMarch 26, 2011 at 3:22 AM

    Baconnaise would be delicious... Minus the mayo XD
    I can't stand mayo

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  30. Half CoctMarch 26, 2011 at 3:26 AM

    You absolutely have to review this

    http://www.opencollection.net/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/squeez_bacon.jpg

    I need to know if it is a blessing from God, or the unholy abomination it appears to be.

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  31. OscarMarch 26, 2011 at 4:26 AM

    Bacon injections.

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  32. MerlyyMarch 26, 2011 at 5:43 AM

    dis

    gus
    ting

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  33. HattiwattiMarch 26, 2011 at 7:02 AM

    This blog needs more bacon-related news.

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  34. TibbleMarch 26, 2011 at 7:36 AM

    Man I love this baconblog. I'm going to make a sandwich :D

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  35. YellowNiceTechnoMarch 26, 2011 at 7:56 AM

    I totally agree!

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  36. IssacMarch 26, 2011 at 10:26 AM

    condiments, lol awesome

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  37. ZeroTimeMarch 26, 2011 at 11:19 AM

    Wow bacon overload!

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  38. AnonymousMarch 26, 2011 at 11:20 AM

    wtf is this
    this looks amazing

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  39. +KudaMarch 26, 2011 at 11:22 AM

    You have succeeded in making me very hungry!

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  40. AaronMarch 26, 2011 at 11:22 AM

    Hahaha, is this for real? It's just breathtaking.

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  41. Brandon SampleMarch 26, 2011 at 11:55 AM

    The worst part about bacon... it makes you want more bacon.

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  42. Awesome AardvarkMarch 26, 2011 at 11:56 AM

    baconnaise ftwwwww! :D

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  43. tobiasroehmerMarch 26, 2011 at 12:27 PM

    i want to try them :D

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  44. BulwyfMarch 26, 2011 at 12:39 PM

    can't find something like that in Germany 8(

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  45. KrisuSSMarch 26, 2011 at 12:50 PM

    mmmm bacon.. i want bacon cant wait 'til morning to get it :D

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  46. D22 ZoneMarch 26, 2011 at 12:53 PM

    Excellent post man! Was a really interesting read! thanks for sharing!

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  47. FSU_MarkMarch 26, 2011 at 1:03 PM

    I'm going to need to get some of this

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  48. KanedaMarch 26, 2011 at 1:24 PM

    All that bacon stuff will get you some serious heart problems, it's damn tasty though, I have to admit!

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