Friday, April 1, 2011

SCENT BY THE GODS

I apologize for missing two daily posts, there was a power outage at my house.

Naw, I was too busy applying BACON COLOGNE. SCENT BY THE GODS. Seriously though, there was an outage. But I digress, BACON COLOGNE!

HOLY BALLS OF ZEUS!


Men LOVE the smell of bacon. Women LOVE men. EVERYONE SHOULD SMELL LIKE BACON.

It'll get you laid.
It'll land you a six figure job.
It'll take you and your entourage of the world's elite to the top of the world where you drink bacon-flavored red wine and dine on finely roasted strips of swine whom were handpicked by the god of the Sun, Apollo, who fried it himself with the force of a thousand suns.  

In the least, it'll make you pretty damn hungry. 

Here's where to buy it: 


So, would you spray?

11 comments:

  1. I think if a girl used bacon cologne, she'd probably die.

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  2. nomnoononmnomnomnonmonmnonmonm

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  3. I wouldn't put it on me in case I ate my arm off - Serious reason.

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  4. If my girlfriend used this I would break up with her.

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  6. i just wish there was more things we could do for bacon it does so much for us

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  7. this blog always makes me hungry lolol

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