Naw, the world is BURSTING from its busty seams with wondrous creativity.
THE GAME DONE CHANGED.
BACON BANDAGES: NATURE'S CHOICE FOR HEALING ALL WOUNDS
BACON MINTS: THE KING OF BREATH MINTS, GUARANTEED TO GET YOU LAID LIKE A KING WITH LARRY KING IN A BURGER KING BATHROOM MUNCHIN ON YOUR KING-SIZED, BACON-FLAVORED CANDY BAR.
BACON BELT: ASSONANCE
Those were just some of my favorite bacon-themed accessories.
There's a PLETHORA of BACON-themed goodies at this site, which shares my love of bacon:
So, just one question guys, would you buy it?