Wednesday, March 23, 2011

ACCESSORIZE

So aside from bacon tabs and bacon lingerie, the world hasn't been very creative.

Naw, the world is BURSTING from its busty seams with wondrous creativity.

THE GAME DONE CHANGED.


BACON BANDAGES: NATURE'S CHOICE FOR HEALING ALL WOUNDS
BACON MINTS: THE KING OF BREATH MINTS, GUARANTEED TO GET YOU LAID LIKE A KING WITH LARRY KING IN A BURGER KING BATHROOM MUNCHIN ON YOUR KING-SIZED, BACON-FLAVORED CANDY BAR. 

BACON BELT: ASSONANCE 



Those were just some of my favorite bacon-themed accessories. 

There's a PLETHORA of BACON-themed goodies at this site, which shares my love of bacon: 


So, just one question guys, would you buy it?


43 comments:

  1. Those bacon bandaids look delicious.

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  2. Only thing I'm wondering:
    I wonder what toy is inside the bandages box!

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  3. somehow bacon mints seem delicious.

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  4. uhh doubt the mints or belt would buy the bandages though

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  5. Maybe the bandages, but definitely not the mints. I like my breath to feel refreshed, not like bacon. :S

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  6. I'd totally buy some of this stuff. Ha. BACON LOVE.

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  7. id buy all of it, if i hadn't already spent all my money on bacon. followed!

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  8. gosh, i've bought so much stuff from that site.

    *proud owner of horsehead mask*

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  9. haha i wonder how the bacon mints taste like.. must be wierd

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  10. Beacon with fried eggs... Nothing more to say.

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  11. i love bacon i want some now!!!!! Followed

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  12. Bacon mints? Yuck!
    The bandage looks cool though. haha

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  13. Bandages are nice, i would try them

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  14. omg i love bacon.. i'd buy them for sure!

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  15. Right thats it i'm frying me some bacon.

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  16. i have those bandaids hahahaa

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  17. Haha those would be the bomb i would totally appreciate

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  18. Oh my God those there is so much win with those band-aids. I need to find them!

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  19. Why do the bacon bandaids look like regular bacon? :P

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  20. Oh my god. I love the bandages! Haha.

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  21. Have you seen the tactical bacon? stuff looks clutch! bacon FTW!

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  22. So can you eat the bandages after theyve been on the cut or what?

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  23. This blog is legit! so tired of wannabes with no content. Hope to see you around, especially if you like smoothies ;)

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  24. you arent a man unless you love bacon

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  25. thats pretty great! nice blog!

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  26. I'm honestly not a huge fan of Bacon, however that belt looks pretty amazing. Walking around smelling like bacon all day while looking fly in your sexy belt would be pretty nice

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  27. I am like a dog. I love bacon

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  28. This is probably my favorite blog ever

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  29. not all that big of a bacon fan :/

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  30. I NEED ALL OF THESE THINGS RIGHT NOW.

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  31. Your blog posts are making me hungry.

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