Naw, FALSE, on TWO accounts. FIRST, bacon is great by itself. SECOND, the only thing that could accompany bacon is MORE bacon.
I present to you, BACON CONDIMENTS:
After eating bacon strips covered in bacon condiments. you proceed to sprinkle bacon salt into your mouth and dip your fingers in bacon ranch. Then, BACONNAISE SHOTS! Drink it up! Drinking baconnaise to you is a lot like having sex on a boat. IT'S FUCKING CLOSE TO WATER.
You already want it, so I won't say any more. Here's a link to some bacon condiments:
Those were just 3 of my favorites, the site has plenty more to choose from.
SO, would you condimize it?