Friday, March 25, 2011

CONDIMENTS

Sometimes bacon just isn't good by itself and we need to add a bit of pepper.

Naw, FALSE, on TWO accounts. FIRST, bacon is great by itself. SECOND, the only thing that could accompany bacon is MORE bacon. 

I present to you, BACON CONDIMENTS: 

After eating bacon strips covered in bacon condiments. you proceed to sprinkle bacon salt into your mouth and dip your fingers in bacon ranch. Then, BACONNAISE SHOTS! Drink it up! Drinking baconnaise to you is a lot  like having sex on a boat. IT'S FUCKING CLOSE TO WATER. 

You already want it, so I won't say any more. Here's a link to some bacon condiments: 


Those were just 3 of my favorites, the site has plenty more to choose from.

SO, would you condimize it? 

48 comments:

  1. I would use baconnaise all day every day on every part of every meal.

    I LOVE BACON

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  2. MMMM. bacon bread, with tomatos cooked in bacon grease, a leaf of lettuce, a gollop(bigger than a dollop) of baconaise, and a pound of bacon. Death on a plate.

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  3. bacon hhhhhhhh...homer simpson is hooked :P

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  4. i have always loved bacon and mayo! mmmmmm

    what about bacon and syrup that is tastey too.

    or... imagine bacon bits inside of a waffle!

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  5. Be right back, going to the store to buy bacon.

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  6. Bacconaise, it just roles off the tounge.

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  7. Bacon strips, bacon strips, bacon strips, bacon strips, bacon strips, bacon strips, bacon strips, bacon strips, bacon strips, bacon strips, bacon strips, bacon strips, bacon strips, bacon strips, bacon strips, bacon strips, bacon strips, bacon strips, bacon strips, bacon strips, bacon strips, bacon strips, bacon strips, bacon strips, bacon strips, bacon strips.
    You my friends, would love epicmealtime on youtube.

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  8. Baconnaise is definitely on my list of things to buy. I haven't tried it ywt, but it sounds really good.

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  9. WOW never heard of any of these!
    They must be a USA thing?

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  10. Holy shit i need bacon in my heart omnomnomnomnomnom haha thank you dude!

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  11. IT'S BACON!

    I've never heard of any of these things, where are they from?

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  12. bacon is good for humans...love bacon

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  13. It hurts my arteries when I look at this.

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  14. Would love to have some of those.

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  15. I need some Baconnaise in my life right now.

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  16. Heart attack in a condiment ! The technology !!!

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  17. That makes me want to eat it and throw up at the same time

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  18. haah cool post.. but what about non bacon stuff =P

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  19. I saw your first sentence and nearly raged, then I read on and everything went better than expected. Thank you bacon lover!

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  20. Bacon salt of chips with bacon is full of win and fat!

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  21. Mayonnaise is a horrible thing to do to bacon.
    Why do people like mayonnaise?

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  22. I actually use buttermilk ranch with bacon. SO DELICIOUS!

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  23. Baconnaise would be delicious... Minus the mayo XD
    I can't stand mayo

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  24. You absolutely have to review this

    http://www.opencollection.net/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/squeez_bacon.jpg

    I need to know if it is a blessing from God, or the unholy abomination it appears to be.

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  25. This blog needs more bacon-related news.

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  26. Man I love this baconblog. I'm going to make a sandwich :D

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  27. wtf is this
    this looks amazing

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  28. You have succeeded in making me very hungry!

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  29. Hahaha, is this for real? It's just breathtaking.

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  30. The worst part about bacon... it makes you want more bacon.

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  31. can't find something like that in Germany 8(

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  32. mmmm bacon.. i want bacon cant wait 'til morning to get it :D

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  33. Excellent post man! Was a really interesting read! thanks for sharing!

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  34. I'm going to need to get some of this

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  35. All that bacon stuff will get you some serious heart problems, it's damn tasty though, I have to admit!

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