Naw, they're bringing in the BACON. TACTICAL BACON!
TACBAC, abbreviated because less is more. More because there's half a pound of pure pre-cooked pig in this package. FUCKIN' ALLITERATION.
TACBAC is synonymous with wine, it gets better with age. Preservable for 10 years! Enjoy a prolonged snack in your jacuzzi and fancy mansion surrounded by your loved ones (playboy bunnies) or pop a can open in the heat of battle and watch as fighting ceases and everyone sings to the tune of kumbaya while you pass around the lard and pig fat. FUCKIN' WAR HERO.
But seriously guys, shit's legit.
Here's a youtube review of the TACBAC by some random asian:
SO, TACBAC, great invention, or greatest?