Thursday, March 24, 2011

Make BACON, not war

The war in Libya has escalated, and the civilians have stocked up on popular food items, especially canned goods.

Naw, they're bringing in the BACON. TACTICAL BACON!

TACBAC, abbreviated because less is more. More because there's half a pound of pure pre-cooked pig in  this package. FUCKIN' ALLITERATION.

TACBAC is synonymous with wine, it gets better with age. Preservable for 10 years!  Enjoy a prolonged snack in your jacuzzi and fancy mansion surrounded by your loved ones (playboy bunnies) or pop a can open in the heat of battle and watch as fighting ceases and everyone sings to the tune of kumbaya while you pass around the lard and pig fat. FUCKIN' WAR HERO.

But seriously guys, shit's legit. 

Here's a youtube review of the TACBAC by some random asian:



SO, TACBAC, great invention, or greatest? 

40 comments:

  1. lol, i hope we get to see some bacon grenades or bacon cannons in the future.

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  2. part of me wants to vomit...but the other part is intrigued.

    BACON!

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  3. lol i need me some tactical bacon for protection purposes

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  4. need some of that 4 zombies atack
    2012 >W<

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  5. Love me some bacon, om nom nom nom. Following.

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  6. tacbac is a great invention i must say

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  7. I see you got my comment from yesterday. :D

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  8. I seriously love bacon...and this blog.

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  9. Times like this make me regret being a Muslim. WHY?!?!?!

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  11. If you like bacon, you'll love
    http://www.ilovebacon.com/

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  12. Hey man nice blog, following and supporting!
    its-always-420.blogspot.com

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  13. It's looking like the GREATEST invention from where I'm standing.

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  14. lol perfect, because everyone likes bacon

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  15. Looks yummy lol, wouldn't mind trying some.

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  16. holy crap. that is hilarious. TACBAC!!!

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  17. TACTICAL Bacon?! Yes. Because bacon is only good when it tactics are involved. I seriously thought the band-aids were top. This just won life.

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  18. dude this bacon theme on your blog is out of this world, real awesome stuff! i love bacon and this blog post is yet another cool way of seeing bacon at its best and unlimited uses. bacon for life! tacbac ftw!

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  19. mmmmmm baaaaccoooooon....
    Is there anything bacon cant do?

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  20. Hahaha, everything for your everyday bacon needs.

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  21. This is going in my emergency supplies!

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  22. Holy jesus, a combination of two amazing things. Thanks for share.

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  23. thanks for sharing - I'm getting me some of these!! :D

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