Saturday, March 26, 2011

IM ADDICTED TO BACON

They say nicotine, heroine, and coke are some of the most addictive drugs. ever.

Naw, BACON IS! FUCK YOU SCIENCE!

5 signs of ADDICTION:
Withdrawal -- The severity of withdrawal symptoms produced by stopping the use of the drug.
Reinforcement -- The drug's tendency to induce users to take it again and again.
Tolerance -- The user's need to have ever-increasing doses to get the same effect.
Dependence -- The difficulty in quitting, or staying off the drug, the number of users who eventually become dependent
Intoxication -- The degree of intoxication produced by the drug in typical use.

SELF-DIAGNOSIS (BACK OFF WEBMD, I GOT THIS):


Withdrawal:10/10, I'M ALWAYS AT THE SUPERMARKET, GETTIN MY DAILY FIX.
Reinforcement: 10/10, I CAN'T STOP EATING BACON.
Tolerance: 0/10, bacon would NEVER demand me to fry more bacon for the same greasy goodness
Dependence: 10/10, I can't quit. A day without bacon is like a day without....bacon.DAMN.  
Intoxication: 10/10 Dude, we about to get FRIED.

TOTAL: 40/50. According to my calculations, that's a B. FOR BACON. I ACED THAT TEST.

In celebration, here's "A SIZZLIN BACON RAP SONG" TO TICKLE YOUR MIND...AND TASTE BUDS.



So, how addicted are you?




22 comments:

  1. Who isn't addicted to bacon? I'll tell you who. Damned dirty vegans!

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  2. Bacon and coffee are two things you can be addicted to without needing an intervention.

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  3. Once you go pork fat, you never go back.

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  4. I love bacon,I just can't afford to be addicted to it. xD

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  5. I'm Canadian. That should say enough.

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  6. i just made bacon for dinner :D

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  7. I put bacon on my pizza because of this post.

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  8. You're not addicted to bacon until you start putting bacon on your bacon. So do you?

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  9. I love bacon. too bad its out of my price range. :|

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  10. I fucking love this blog. I'm going to go make something with a lot of bacon now.

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  11. The true question here is:

    Who isn't addicted to bacon?
    That damn delicious thing!

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  12. lmao. "cause we about to get fried"

    I personally find bacon pretty appalling. :O

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  13. I was off the bacon until today, I went to the shop to only buy bacon. baaacon

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  14. Do you know Epic Meal time?
    Bacon and Bacon and Bacon AND MORE BACON!

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  15. I'm actually not that addicted to bacon. It's delicious, but I have a decent amount of self-control.

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