Naw, it's about BACON. And to be more specific, BACON STRIPS, THE WORLD'S MOST VERSATILE INVENTION. EVER.
HERE'S TO BACON!
BACON STRIPS look good on anything, but SHOULD be on EVERYTHING.
And as these images clearly depict, BACON STRIPS are synonymous with SEX.
So, there's only one thing left to ask, would you eat it?