HUMAN breast milk ice cream is a wonderful and healthy creation.
Naw, WHAT THE FUCK LONDON? You got me all paranoid up in this bitch. To me it's like, well, who's breast milk is it? I mean, is it from Angelina Jolie? OR, is it Queen Latifah?
Honestly, it doesn't matter. The breast milk shit is a publicity stunt and it's taking attention away from more deserving stories. Namely, BACON ICE CREAM.
Do you feel that? My heart just skipped a beat. I think I'm in love. This is the kind of feeling authors write novels about. This is the kind of groundbreaking invention that nobel prizes are given to. This is the kind of gourmet treat that starts lifelong binge-eating.
I wrote a poem.
Roses are Red,
Violets are Violet,
Bacon ice cream in my bed,
Bacon ice cream, get under my blanket.
So two questions today:
What do you think of breast milk and bacon ice creams?
Would you eat it?