Monday, March 28, 2011

BACON ICE CREAM

HUMAN breast milk ice cream is a wonderful and healthy creation. 



Naw, WHAT THE FUCK LONDON? You got me all paranoid up in this bitch. To me it's like, well, who's breast milk is it? I mean, is it from Angelina Jolie? OR, is it Queen Latifah? 


Honestly, it doesn't matter. The breast milk shit is a publicity stunt and it's taking attention away from more deserving stories. Namely, BACON ICE CREAM.


Do you feel that? My heart just skipped a beat. I think I'm in love. This is the kind of feeling authors write novels about. This is the kind of groundbreaking invention that nobel prizes are given to. This is the kind of gourmet treat that starts lifelong binge-eating.

I wrote a poem.

Roses are Red,
Violets are Violet,
Bacon ice cream in my bed,
Bacon ice cream, get under my blanket.


So two questions today:

What do you think of breast milk and bacon ice creams?
Would you eat it?

24 comments:

  1. I was thinking about bacon breast milk ice cream as I was reading that. The problem you be, as you said, whose breast milk it is.

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  2. nothing i will taste anytime soon.. =p

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  3. gross this will never be part of any of my meals

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  4. Bacon icecream is probably awesome, the breast milk, not so much.

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  5. bubbiemilk icecream<Bacon icecream

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  6. They need to make this in gelato and then I'll consider it.

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  7. bacon icecream ...epic

    followed

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  8. Bacon-Ice Cream, what has science done?

    (The answer is deliciousness)

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  9. That´s some nasty stuff dude. Nice entry.

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  10. I only want to get my wife pregnant so I can have breast milk ice cream.

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  11. Bacon and ice cream, yes please :D

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  12. BACON ICE CREAM!!! Just another way to die quickly.

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  13. I'd eat bacon anything... bacon used syringe? yes please!

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  14. Breast milk is god damned delicious and ya'll are philistines.

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  15. Lol I would eat that straight up!

    1. *This post has been moderated due to profanity regarding lovely, wonderful, jubbly, preggo boobies*
    2. YES! YES! TRIPPLE YES!

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  16. There's no way I would eat breast milk ice cream.
    If no one told me it was breast milk, I'd probably wouldn't taste the difference, but knowing beforehand changes everything.
    And bacon's a huge no-no.

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  17. I would definitely try bacon ice cream, but I'm not sure about breast milk ice cream.

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  18. breast milk ice cream from angelina jolie --> must have! :D

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  19. If it was made from Angelina Jolie's breasts milk, I would try it.

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  20. I had heard of this stuff before. Fortunately I have not tried it. Because it sounds awful lol.

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